Tick Tock (The Gen Con Indy Remix)

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Wake up in the morning feelin' like G. Gygax,
Grab my glasses I'm out the door, I'm gonna work some attacks
Before I leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of Dew
'cause when I leave for Gen Con I plan on dueling you
I'm talkin' bout battling my favorite foes foes (Magic Missile!)
Looking at all these clothes clothes
No reception on our phones phones
Drop dice and play our favorite TD
Gatherin' up my party
Video games on a PC

(Chorus)
Don't stop, it gets hot
While we're beating dragons up
Tonight, I will fight
'Til I see Sunday Night
Tick Tock, on the clock
But the gaming don't stop no, no
Roll, roll, roll, roll
Roll, roll, roll, roll
(x2)

Ain't got a Rogue in this world, but got plenty of Clerics
Ain't got no money in my pocket but I got some generics
And now the dudes are lining up 'cause they think I won't beat 'em
But I'll kick 'em to the curb unless they look like Wil Wheaton
I'm talking 'bout everybody makin' minis
Cthulhu based RPGs
Trying not to lose my hotel keys
Now, now, we go until Gen Con ends, ends
Or the wives kick us out, out
Wives kick us out, out
The wive-wives kick us out

Chorus (x2)

Gen Con, we watch geek films, we do cosplay
And then we LARP, watch some anime
There's seminars, can play card games
Now grab a board - time for train games
We build cards up, we break 'em down
My lives, they pound, need a save throw
With matching dice
Just throw your dice
Just throw your dice

Now, the gaming don't start 'til I walk in

Chorus (x2)